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Paxton, when asked about Talarico hiring Cornyn's Deputy Legislative Director. "I guess if you get offered enough money you make the move." (Paxton was previously impeached by Texas House Republicans for bribery and corruption.)

Paxton, when asked about Talarico hiring Cornyn's Deputy Legislative Director. "I guess if you get offered enough money you make the move." (Paxton was previously impeached by Texas House Republicans for bribery and corruption.)

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Paxton, when asked about Talarico hiring Cornyn's Deputy Legislative Director. "I guess if you get offered enough money you make the move." (Paxton was previously impeached by Texas House Republicans for bribery and corruption.)
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Looking at Paxton I think I am starting to understand the root of all that "Reptilian" conspiracy theory bullshit. Dude looks like a lizard and I wouldn't be surprised in the least to see his tongue zip out of his mouth and catch a fly in mid-flight.
MTfromCC @mtfromcc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026 03:59
Paxton is a one note tune. And that note is flat.
So, why is anybody talking with this criminal?
Is he drunk or stoned or both?
Paxton looks like he was briefly taken off life support for this interview, my god.
If you don't unmute, you can make up some seriously funny comments coming from him based on his apperance
Ken Paxton has “Resting Mug Shot Face.”
Adman29 @adman29.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 14:47
Dude, did you do something to Paxton's footage? I don't like the guy, but I cannot believe he looks *that* bad rn; like that's legitimately insane
Is he melting
He deserves the gallows. Just like most Republican law makers and billionaires.
M-Tex @m-tex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 11:41
"I guess if you get offered enough money you make the move."
-Ken Paxton
bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 10:02
#EAIAC is not just for Trump anymore!
bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 10:02
[Narrator: it never was.]
NodeZ3r0™ @wopr.systems · 18/08/2026 08:20
Paxton's move is just another chapter in our corporate-controlled political theater. Let’s work to dismantle it. https://project2032.us?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=signalboost&utm_campaign=trump_fascism_project_2025
Why is Paxton not in jail? I swear these politicians get away with murder
Who would actually look at this lazy-looking high-as-a-kite, tired-arse, useless man and say, yeah, I’mma give him my vote? Unless their sole purpose is to help protect the pedophiles and scammers in the administration.
Something ain’t right with that dude. gives me the creeps
He looks as if he knows he’s already lost.
He's so dam handsome. Amirite
Since so many of y’all are asking…

Paxton was hit in the right eye with a berry when he was 12 & eventually lost sight in that eye. In college, he took an elbow to the same eye while playing basketball. Broke bones around the eye.
@verdonski.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 03:42
He looks like a talking mugshot
Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 03:40
The only thing brighter than that hypocrisy is the sheer saturation of his bronzer.
This is a bad idea hiring this guy. He will be a plant for the GOP and Paxton. This is another Lindy Li moment and it will blow up in his face. This guy is a republican and worked for a guy who helped destroy this country. Really, Really bad hire and I hope he wont regret it.
Paxton's campaign slogan:
"I guess if you get offered enough money you make the move."
That guy has had some type of stroke or TIA. That droop on the right side of his mouth + his right eye drop is telling

It is not fun to swim through that kind of fog every day

Much less keep track of all your bribes & favors
One of the worst political personalities I’ve ever seen. I see why he avoids cameras.
@dlhdlh23.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 02:44
What an asshole
He's crooked. You can see it in his eyes...
Why is his mouth so crooked? Matches him as a true corrupt CROOK!
Georgia: Crooked Politicians & Gerrymandering
ALT: Georgia: Crooked Politicians & Gerrymandering
He always looks like he's under a heat lamp
Did Paxton visit hairclub for men? He appears to have a bit more carpet on his head.
He appears to have had a stroke, or he had a bad case of botox that caused right side facial/eye droop.
Jane @lastlog8.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 02:01
He's got resting defeat-face and it couldn't have happened to a better pen-stealing, pedophile-protecting (Hoffman but also Trump) "biblical" divorcee who was also ratted on by his own Republican staffers and Texas legislators because he was so incredibly corrupt Help us Texas!
Ah, yes, just like the Texas taxpayers "offered" to pay $3.3 million to settle his whistle-blower case. I despise this creep with the heat of a thousand burning suns and cannot wait to vote for Talarico.
chichi60 @chichi60.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:57
He looks drunk
LynnRN @lynnrn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:55
What is wrong with his face? I don’t think he’s well.
Paxton will never not be a total dickhead.
Marsy @marsyd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:41
Yet another Lonesome Loser.
🥴 this is what I see when I see Paxton 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
He looks terrible
Oof 😒 that sideways villain smile
I am most disappointed that Texans voted for him over Cornyn knowing what they know about Paxton.
@1r2unyc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 10:04
Republican Texans
Without question. Good journalism.
I have never seen a "good" picture of Paxton, but what his campaign is doing with the lighting here is both amateurish and criminal at the same time.
He has resting smug fucking asshole face. Tucker Carlson has it too.
Wow, Paxton looks like absolute dogshit here.

Not saying that because I dislike him. (I dislike him.) I'm saying, the dude looks like he got left out in the rain by accident and then dried on a clothesline during a sandstorm. He just looks rough, and I don't mean good-rough.
He looks totally stone right here
It looks like he went to Vegas, had a stroke, got beat up by some bouncers, woke up in a ditch, then hit the studio. He’s got some real Gary Oldman Slow Horses vibes going on.
The morning after on the Cegas Strip.
@miohrn8.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:29
Does he have a facial droop?
Slimy pos. They’re scared, and they should be.
"I guess."
@fuzzymuffins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:27
Alcoholism
@amkrdea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:24
That eyeball seems especially resistant to participation today.
@reginina.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 04:27
🤭😅
Everything looks like a nail when you're a tool...er..
I meant to say, "all you have is a tiny hammer"

Paxton belongs in jail. As do most of the executive and way too many of the Republican enablers in Congress.

Defund. Impeach. Prosecute.
Did he have a stroke at some point? His face is sagging on one side...
@russellmania.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:23
How fucking blazed is Paxton?
@recamc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:21
He looks like a deli ham that’s just been released from its plastic vacuum sealed bag
So he's able to talk to the news media but not debate Talarico?
@profpolisci.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:19
Apparently not ALL Texas Republicans are comfortable voting for anthropomorphized syphilis
So what's Paxton's price to go away?
What’s wrong with his face?
Is that the way he always looks?
He would know.
Asal.
Why is Paxton's face crooked?
@becurb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:15
This all coming from the thief of a $1000 pen…..
bored loser @loserbored.com · 18/08/2026 01:15
everyone has a price, and we all know Paxton's.
Gawd he looks awful.
Does he always look drugged up?
Sound off, Paxton looks haggard, weary, embattled.
And I LOVE that for him.
Nixon blamed his makeup
but dayum, KP is perhaps one of the least telegenic ppl I've seen running a campaign in a minute
The word is UGLY
@virginiaholdem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:13
Why is his face crooked?
It’s a reflection of his soul.
@joe-cipale.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:13
It's called projection...
Prrooo-ject-shun is Kennew game. game.

(Sorry, Ms Simon... but the pun wrote itself)
Same expression
Just watching that with the sound off...

Is he drunk? Stoned? Does he always present like that?
it's giving loser stench tbh
Yes, he's always like this, however he is corrupt enough to not see the irony of his words
At least, aging, he’s getting even more handsome
Brad Pitt's Charming Smile at Awards
ALT: Brad Pitt's Charming Smile at Awards
Limana @blarina.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:12
Every accusation is a confession.
Trump supports Paxton, so, of course, every accusation by Paxton is a confession.
@olivercurwen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:11
We wouldn't tolerate criminals working as teachers, principals, coaches, or other leaders with influence. Why is it okay for criminals to lead governments that have influence over millions of people, and billions of dollars?
Paxton is such a pathetic tool
He always has a look on his face like he’s had a few drinks.
His speech and face are both slurred.
The stress of trying to keep all of his lies straight is killing him
He's trying so hard not to laugh cuz he's taken millions in bribes
@sassycon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:17
Cause he has
Texas Dems will shock the country in November
I think they can. I'm just worried--in a way I'm not worried about the vast majority of the races or even the midterms as a whole--that the election deniers placed as they are in key positions in TX will be enough to stitch it up.

idk what one does.
@rm4.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:18
It's not Texas Dems. It's really Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and Austin voters that need to show up. They make up 68% of the population and 70% of registered voters. They just don't show up to vote.
I’m afraid to hope.
hobs @hobs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:10
thought this was a NY giants presser at first glance
Is his nasal cavity collapsing from cocaine use?
Talking like the criminal he is
@julesp1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:10
Again woman in TX do better and who sleeps with him?
What a dumbass
@dianecheyanne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:09
Like your mistresses?
A MAGA life well lived
@olivercurwen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 01:12
So gross.
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