Elon promised every kid a SpaceX share and still hasn’t expl

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Elon promised every kid a SpaceX share and still hasn’t explained how that works.

Adam Mockler

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0 vue Publié le 21/10/2026 11:00 0:48

Elon promised every kid a SpaceX share and still hasn’t explained how that works.

29 commentaires

The Bashing Monkey @bashingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 17:42

At times, Musk is just priceless comedy for his level of disconnection to reality. And given his history as a father, you can imagine that’s his version of pocket money for his kids: “Here’s some stock, go buy yourself something!” I’d wanna see the look on their face 😂

Minion Says 'Whaaat?!'

ALT: Minion Says 'Whaaat?!'

The Bashing Monkey @bashingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 17:49

And of course, just like Trump promising to give money (that rat giving anything, seriously…), the promise will never materialise, just a stunt to influence gullible minds

Lorna MacGillivray @elemjay.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 16:45

Anthropic just announced a loss of $80 billion.
🤷‍♀️

SJC @socialjcrusader.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 14:06

Well let's see 72 million kids in america, he would do it by deeply diluting his business 😂😂😂

@chula-mamacita76.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 14:04

@allanroyx.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 13:34

Fotunately Elon fools himself more than us.

Some Random Dude @realsrd2020.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 13:33

What, they just put it in their brokerage account. Doesn’t every little kid have a brokerage account?

@charcusms.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 13:17

Ask Birchall how the trusts for his kids are funded!

@j-c11.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 13:17

Musk is absolutely not promising these shares out of the goodness of his heart. He is promoting his own brand and furthering his own interest. I think this is a desperate move that shows he has little confidence that SpaceX can stand on its own feet.

Caleb @calebmaxx.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 13:03

If you look at his tweet, I think he almost very specifically said he was going to give “one share” to 60 million kids

He didn’t say he’d give “one share Per child”

Which is one share divided by 60mil == 1/60 millionth of a share per person

AND Elons in the Epstein files/gang

So no kids please

Sport Ponies 🐎🐴🍁 @sportponies.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 12:29

#TakeDownElonMusk6FEET

Like #TakeHimOut and I don't mean for lunch!!

sekrnmsn @sekrnmsn.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 12:20

Why doesn’t he - and the others - just pay taxes??? Relying on sometime benevolence is just a special kind of stupid. Tax them like the goodies to the rest of us!!! Yes, I’m angry.

StopFelon47 @stopfelon47.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 12:20

You don’t need to explain how anything works to MAGA. You just have to say it and they will believe it.

STRIVERS TV @striverstv.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 12:19

STRIVERS TV @striverstv.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 12:17

STRIVERS TV @striverstv.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 12:16

STRIVERS TV @striverstv.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 12:15

Steven Leroy Rawding Jr @netizenghost.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 12:10

I'm glad someone is keeping an eye on Elon, my focus has been elsewhere and yielded bizarre redults..

Shaay @smford.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 12:10

It works because he already has every child's personal details after pillaging all their parents personal information through that idiotic DOGE rampage.

And don't forget he's helping Trump "invest" in kids, so they'll both be able to launder/park money through millions of individuals accounts.

Dr. Alexandria Brangwin 🇦🇺 @alexbrangwin.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 11:41

Easy, money can be spent but stock?, that means you got a stake in the game now.
He thinks people protect him if they have stock.

@w2u0b2b5.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 11:40

Sure....and rump is going to send every adult in America $5000 🙄...they think everyone is as.... gullible as MAGAts 🤦...the oligarchs know winter is coming and the masses are hungry EAT THE RICH

@msdavinci.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 11:25

Elon is known as a great big altruist who just wants to make the world a better place.

Candy S. @masitax.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 11:18

The Guilded Age 1.0 built libraries and hospitals.
2.0 is the Temu version.

@czga.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 11:14

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Andre @andretorrez.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 11:13

This is just fucking insulting 🤬🖕🏾 here take a couple shares. Aren't I so great for giving you free money? It's fucking pennies to them

wheelyweb 🇨🇦🇮🇹🇦🇺 @wheelyweb.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 11:10

They 👏 all 👏 lie.

What more do you need to know?

It’s pretty basic.

The Tactless Gnome @hoppy75.bsky.social · 21/10/2026 11:02

There is a ZERO % chance this will happen.
1) Musk is infamously racist
2) Musk is an immigrant who hates immigrants (so not 'those' kids)
3) Musk hates socialism and social programs (DOGE anyone?)
4) Musk lies prolifically, professionally. Like the POTUS he purchased in 2020.

#muskisanazi