Trump: "I didn't get the Nobel Prize. I didn't get the Pulit

CoachMike @coachmikeybaby.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 03:38

…A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret…

Mr. Furly @mrfurly43974976.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 03:26

Writing what?

ptpdrhirosru @marcjfleischmann.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 03:13

Is there a prize for rambling?

@csbricker.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 03:07

He can’t even speak

@ktday5.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 02:52

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rand Barthel @randomcoolzip.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 02:42

Whine whine whine mememememeneme!!

@jasonwynn.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 02:34

People didn’t give me awards! Giant baby. This is MAGA’s alpha male?

Crying Baby Face: Büeee

ALT: Crying Baby Face: Büeee

@didouce.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 02:24

He can’t even put a sentence together and he wants a Pulitzer? 25th Amendment now!

Irene🌻 @irenenc.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 02:24

He is so incredibly pathetic. If there was a prize for being the most pathetic person ever, he would be awarded that. No contest.

John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 02:03

@absurd17.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:57

He will never get the Nobel Peace Prize, not ever. He promotes hate, envy, greed, prejudice, inequality, racism, and misogyny whenever he speaks.

James @dorianjames.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:56

Give him the Nobel Consolation Prize

V

@virbing.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:55

A Pulitzer for the guy who just realized there is a b in dumb a year ago.

@dantealigeri.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:47

His brain is turning into tapioca pudding right before our eyes.

Nan 🟦🪬🇺🇸 🇺🇦 △📎 @nancouchissues.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:43

You can't speak or write.

waterskibird @waterskibird.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:40

Writing what? Twisted and misspelled social media posts...Don't think so.

@mtothej.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:38

i don't think they were impressed with his writing in all-caps.

Theresa Cline @tkcline.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:38

Doesn't he mean the dumbell prize and putz-ler ???

Phoukaco @phoukaco.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:37

He is so obviously mentally ill/incompetent. How can anyone listen to him and claim he's ok?

The Digital Gazette @thedigitalgazette.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:31

Says the guy who doesn't use email, doesn't read, and needs a Human Binky to print out items for him.

Not Leon Tusk @the-bigger-picture.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:30

Pulitzer for Literature for groundbreaking contributions to the English language:

1. Covfefe (An avant-garde masterpiece)

2. Hamberders (Culinary poetry)

3. President of the Unites States (Official White House rebranding)

4. Learning how to spell "dumB"

@nteagle.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:15

Says the guy who really didn't know there's a 'b' in dumb

not Burt Reynolds @burtreynolds.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:15

Just proving it doesn't matter what he says or does.

@bluesnreds.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:13

filling in coloring books isn’t writing sir

Marc Hurwitz @marchurboston.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:09

I thought Natalie did all the writing for him?

CtlAltDel @ctlaltdel.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:09

The clown wants a Pulitzer now 😂😂😂😂

@rhino-33.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:00

How about a Tyco Good Boy of the Year award

Kathy 🌻🚀🪐🏺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @kathy13.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:56

For writing what?

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:06

Birthday greetings to his boy Jeff.

L-Bo @lbosworld.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:54

Writing Epstine's lude birthday card!? Fuck all the way off!

Sann @annabana.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:54

Covfefe

nlstuever @nlstuever.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:52

Living Out Loud @carochan.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:51

Muppet Gruñones: Statler y Waldorf

ALT: Muppet Gruñones: Statler y Waldorf

@rhonnie-72.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:50

When he's not posting all night, he's dreaming up outrageously stupid things to say to give everyone something to talk about INSTEAD OF HIM SELLING UKRAINE, EUROPE, and AMERICA TO PUTIN.

Tom Rose @jthomasrose.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:50

He can’t read, spell, write, or verbalize words above a 1st grade level into a comprehensible sentence. Any prize is for the ability to follow Putin’s instructions, that mind-washed half of the U.S. electorate to believe his hate parade makes their lives better. While he does an air-dick dance.

@swingstatepsydoc.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:50

I'm sorry to all the haters who think he can't write, but do none of you remember the literary art that was the Epstein birthday card?!

For GODSAKE just DIE! 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @forgodsakejustdie.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:49

Can we even confirm he knows the alphabet sequentially… I’d settle just knowing how many letters there are.

@gratefulduck.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:47

Hasn’t written a paragraph since high school. Maybe.

@patriciarc58.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:47

This explains his low IQ

BlueSparkler @sparklerblue2.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:46

Russia Russia, Russia was never a hoax. Nobody was wrong.

@justsumdood.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:45

It’s so obvious your daddy started paying off your teachers after 4th grade, so no Pulitzer for you, Trump. You just learned how to spell “dumb” at age 80, how could you possibly think you’d qualify for a Pulitzer?!?

@notamole.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:45

I didn't know Trump could write.

Hypergraphic @hypergraphic.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:44

The man can't even read.

J2theV @j2thev.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:43

The scary part is that he really believes he’s worthy of a Nobel AND a Pulitzer. Posts on Truth Social that are fully devoid of facts and look like they were written by a subordinate sycophant aren’t worthy of praise. And the guy who supports Putin and attacks Iran does not deserve a Nobel.

FC @letsgofc.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:43

Including the one he started, there’s only two active wars and he can’t settle either one.

Wink @winsk.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:42

You actually have to be able to write to get that prize.

Bea @bea-sue-lee.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:41

Writing what? That poem in Epstein’s birthday book?

Airgap Your Mind @austinmusicscene.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:41

If Republicans win, there will be a new all-caps category awarded by the Pulitzer Committee.

@dcialone.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:41

For writing what? The picture of the giraffe that he circled for his dementia test??

walt-roux @walt-roux.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:40

He should definitely the Putzer for Whining.

EllyMae @ellymae.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:40

🤣

Babaganoush O'Reilly @admiralbeefheart.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:39

He's just fucking with us now

DBdant @dbdant.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:37

Definitely off his meds tonight.

Walter Spartacus Mallette 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @waltermallette.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 01:26

I think it's more like they pumped in waaaaay more stimulants that usual

@reneedodson.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:37

For his Sharpie writing?

Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:37

I'm sorry, but the Pulitzer is for people who can write at the 5th grade level at least. You know, spelling, capitalization, that sort of shit.

Not Paul Revere @notpaulrevere.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:37

He should have gotten the prize for fascism. Is that a thing? Bigly thing.

@emmiedoodle.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:36

Oops...Witkoff's nominating Putin for being a "humanitarian".

@pacificletters.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:35

“I was the first human ever to successfully spell the word ‘dumb.’ It has a ‘B’ you know.”

PerpetuallyPissedOFF @l-ib.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:35

WRITING what? His sharpie bullshit signature?

@catman6.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:34

A Pulitzer for your ghostwritten books?

Rocket Boy - TNG @rvcassell.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:34

He wrote something?

Lil Greezy @lilwaynegretzky.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:35

His weekly dementia test

Jane RabBoo @janerabbit.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:33

oh and also an Olympic gold for the long jump!
🥳

Rodney Sauer @colorodney.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:33

How about the FIFA Prize for Lying? I bet we could arrange that.

@lule777.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:33

karinchu @karinchu.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:31

Cat dog woman camera.

jmdavis2k @jmdavis2k.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:31

Says the guy who can't put a coherent sentence together.

Cynthia @cynthia13.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:31

The man can barely read and we’re suppose to believe he’s a good writer? Hiring a ghost writer for your books doesn’t make you a good writer.

@nightbird49.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:31

Obscene. Obscene. OBSCENE! (Also, Insane)

Buddy Spell @buddyspell.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:30

Sweet creeping Jesus....

CaptainTono @barkiologist.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:29

Well, I’m certain his signature over pubic hair was definitely considered for the Pulitzer. Maybe next time. So close.

@beaker66.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:29

Gotta admit, it’s a powerful closing message for voters.

RV Nomad @rvnomad.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:29

Sez the man child whom cunt spill.

Tom Trent @perfectthomas.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:28

He deserves a Pulitzer in shitposting.

mc2 @mc2photogal.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:28

Is that what he calls his incoherent, ranting word salads... *writing*!?! LOL

TheMeanstroke @themeanstroke.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:28

What…what the fuck?

@fick-dich.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:41

I think it's more like ROTFLMAO.

Deborah 🇨🇦 @deborah613.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:28

Jfc

@guitarkev.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:28

See Dick Run

🇨🇦 @stefincan.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:27

Balthazar Crazy in Straight Jacket

ALT: Balthazar Crazy in Straight Jacket

Boss Best @realbossbest.bsky.social · 22/10/2026 00:27

In the words of the words of the Late Great Thomas Diggs Jefferson: YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES! YOU'RE GONNA NEED COMMITTEE APPROVAL AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES! Eh-he-he-he-HE!

Trump: "I didn't get the Nobel Prize. I didn't get the Pulitzer. I should have gotten a Pulitzer for writing."

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