El-Sayed: JD Vance called me a little weasel today. No, what

AgnesBrowne @agnesbrowne.bsky.social · 20/10/2026 06:47

I would not bet on the pudgy fella with the charcoal eyeliner, no siree, I take the wolverine.

Jukujomommasboy @jukujomommasboy.bsky.social · 18/10/2026 03:47

More like a wolf in sheeps clothing ready to pounce on fat white Detroit Karens. Do not vote this man into the Senate.

Lysander @lysander1945.bsky.social · 17/10/2026 17:49

🙌

@wafubu.bsky.social · 17/10/2026 16:12

I'm surprised Vance could see anything through all that makeup

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@zkom.bsky.social · 17/10/2026 14:36

Vance coming to Michigan, firing up the rivalry, and putting the republicans on the side of the buckeyes is certainly a choice. Is he trying to do to Rogers’ campaign what he did to the pope?

@candidesgarden.bsky.social · 17/10/2026 03:09

JD wrote a fictional account of his life. Teamed up with a reptile named Peter Thiel. Called trump, America's Hitler. He then went to work for America's Hitler. I believe he's on record as having called two American citizens terrorists after they were murdered by ICE. He's dogsh*t.

@choosewisely.bsky.social · 17/10/2026 03:03

Michigan University: Go Blue!

ALT: Michigan University: Go Blue!

FlyingToaster @jasiglar.bsky.social · 17/10/2026 02:21

As a Hoosier alum, I have no love for "the Bastards of the North".*
OTOH, Fuck, YES!
You think the Buckeyes woulda learned by now...
Please vote El Sayed!

* Marching 100 alum; we learned _ALL_ the parody fight songs

Mo27 @outdoors27.bsky.social · 17/10/2026 00:32

Imagine a weasel calling someone else a weasel...hey, JD besides talking shit, how about you actually do something for the American people.

@mrmiller1066.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 22:17

Vance huffs poppers and jacks off to photos of El-Sayed.

embermoonrose @stellalunarose.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 20:23

I bleed green but cheer this wolverine and his biting words.

The Digital Gazette @thedigitalgazette.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 20:01

Everything with that crowd is a projection/confession. If there's anyone who's a little weasel, it's the Maybelline VP, JV.

@tominater.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 19:57

Yeah I said it!

Ric Stubbs @stubbazubba.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 19:54

Now we just need Hugh Jackman to post a video of him smoking a cigar, nod, and say "You said it, bub."

@carsonlea.bsky.social · 18/10/2026 21:25

Jackman is VERY MAGA adjacent. Friends with the Kushners and Rupert Murdoch.

@muskraker.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 19:22

AD @aquahawk53.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 19:15

Wolverine: big angry weasel!

Doc Oess @doc-oess.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 18:45

"a fucking wolverine"? Careful with those words now, you don't want to arouse the head of the FBI.

@bazcity.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 18:40

So glad we finally have candidates like El-Sayed and Ossoff who are FIGHTERS!!!

DerMann51 @dermann51.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 18:39

👍👏💪💙

Tony Damon @tonydamon.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 17:52

👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

Silence is Assent @stef47.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 17:08

Ha. Vance represents the Weasel Party.

weasel
noun derogatory
he was a double-crossing weasel. SCOUNDREL, wretch, rogue; informal creep, louse, rat, toad, snake, snake in the grass, serpent, viper, skunk, cur, scumbag, heel, nasty piece of work, son of a bitch, SOB; British English informal bad lot; North American English informal rat fink; Irish English informal sleeveen; Australian English informal dingo; derogatory bastard, dog, dirty dog; derogatory, informal swine; vulgar slang shit; British English vulgar slang sod; informal, dated hound; British English informal, dated rotter, bounder; dated cad; archaic blackguard, dastard, knave, varlet.

@employee-ownership.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:42

Yes, Buckeye. That is good...very good. It's the Wolverines!

@goneril1968.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:36

Never put up with Jethro Vance's crap!

🦋Kepi1107 @kepi1107.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:33

🦋 Vance must have confused himself with you...😏

#Blues

@vet-ingenting.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:30

I see the resemblance.

BKinDetroit @bkindetroit.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:28

Waving Michigan Flag

ALT: Waving Michigan Flag

Divided on Purpose @unitedbychoice.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:27

If all they can do is call you names, you are probably winning. 😆

@christolarson.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:25

Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry

ALT: Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry

@cuntyrunt.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:24

I'm not saying everyone has to, but I would drop my panties for this man

NoMatterWhereYouGo @nomatterwhereyougo.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:16

I expect this video to resurface when he runs for president. 😆

Tony Photon @tonyphoton.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:12

Some unlicensed shirt sellers are gonna make bank with Michigan colored shirts saying "weasel? I'm a f'ing Wolverine" under, above, or across a giant M.

@flabirding.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 21:36

I'd buy one of those!

Kathy Welch @kawelch.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:02

Oh snap! 😏👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@dredecopp.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:00

Even as the son of a Spartan, I approve this message.

Wingnut289 @wingnut289.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:40

GO GREEN!!

@phyllisnichols.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 15:38

this Ohio State fan is totally here for this!! Maybe the only time I'm a wolverine fan. Worth it.

Herr D. @joachimdre.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 15:20

haha, from the guy that wears make up?

@compliancedivision.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 14:59

"Chameleon Calls Wolverine Weasel: Film at 11"

Sharonls @sharonls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 14:44

Love this guy, wish I could vote for him .

Ruti @ruticious.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 14:10

@bigjob.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 13:53

I am so ready to vote for this guy in my great state of Michigan.....a breath of fresh air over the idiots currently running this country.

DigsUpDeadFolksStuff @trowelblister.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 13:11

snikt

inexorable @nxrble.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 13:08

dude. come on. this is too smooth for my ears to be hearing. ✌🏼

BlancheNoE @blanchenoe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 13:07

Consider the source. You're good, man.

GChellie @gchellie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 12:53

Voting BLUE.

LuftKraftPikk @luftkraftpikk.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 12:47

Aside from the obvious 🔥 statement, this video is THE perfect example for Jimmy Kimmel: how to let a good line marinate.

His monologue is SOOO tough to watch. The forced applause and him talking right through it. It's very cringy.

(Also, clearly, I miss being able to watch Colbert instead.)

Stephen Colbert Peeks Out

ALT: Stephen Colbert Peeks Out

EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 12:33

I’m reposting this because the video is being suppressed. F:ck all techbros.

Phillipe Copeland, PhD @ptheeeducator.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 12:27

Bruh is just really good at this.

Charlie Mas @charliemas.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 12:22

Yeah, that's right. Let the crown scream. Adjust your sleeves. Take a drink. There's no hurry to get back to the script. Let the applause roll. We can be here all night.

@quitman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 12:11

“DELIVERENCE” does not know his ass from a hole in the ground!

Bob Wheeler @rmwkenpo.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 12:01

Love it

Franken-Pattern @franken-pattern.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 11:54

Shady Vance before he got paid: "drumpf is America's h1tler!"
Shady Vance after he got greased: "El-Sayed iS a wEaSel!"

Does ANYONE care what Mr. Maybelline thinks about anything??

Vance admitted to the country that he lies to get his way.

@aprilblue57.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:28

Thanks! Now I have a new nickname Sha-dy Vance!

Don Montrey @donmontrey.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 11:19

I love it when Dems curse.

Amber Midthunder (not really) @pimpy-stronghand.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 10:25

Now *that* would be an entertaining cage match. Of course we'd need to get El-Sayed to agree to toy with him for a while, like a tiger batting around his prey for sport, or it would be over in 5 seconds

@lowlevellovah.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 10:16

Islam is a Violent Religion/Culture, that will be Exposed in the future, when they try to Convert the USA, when the 1st Muslim POTUS takes Office

Small World-Big adventure @louise007.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 08:49

Vance is a master of projection. El-Sayed is not little and yes more of a wolverine and a highly-intelligent one at that. Incompetent, desperate Vance is puny in every way. Jealousy is a curse Vance!

Cricket @cjcricket.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 07:37

I really hope this guy wins. We so... need this energy in DC.

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Gloria 👻☮️ @twoo60.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 07:03

JD called HIM a weasel!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Avagraha @avagraha.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 06:44

Check out the subtitles in @epistemiccrisis.bsky.social 's videos. 🤣 👍

@aprilblue57.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:35

I just followed him!

[Seasonal Name Pun] @dmfarley.com · 16/10/2026 06:43

I don't know... how... to... like a politician this much. Part of me is still waiting for the scandal that he's a secret douchebag somehow.

@aprilblue57.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:36

I think that with him, what you see is what you get.

Another Bob 🇺🇸🫶🇨🇦🫶🇲🇽🫶🇺🇦 @anotherbob.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 05:54

I want to see that smug pussy JD Vance go a round in the ring with this guy. Then when El-Sayed has thrashed him good, make him say “Thank You” for the privilege since JD likes taunting people about saying thank you.

Tali @t-mm.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 05:39

Not a fan of F bombs from politicians. decorum for the win!

Susan T. Pissed Off Blue Dot Exiled in FL! ♀️☮️🎭🌊☕🐈🩰 @susantlovescats.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 15:44

I love a well-placed F Bomb! He nailed it!

@2asnme.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 05:22

I bet he would not have voted for Kennedy Jr for HHS sec like that other weasel doctor Cassidy did.

Jules @julmm.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 05:16

I fucking love this. so good.

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✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:55

@thesecretbarn.bsky.social I assume you’ve seen this 4639474747 times but my veins remain.

Wolverine Jim @gonzojim.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:50

😂😂😂👏👏👏🫡🇺🇸❤️

Patricia Marie @mychickadee.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:40

Has JD looked in a mirror lately? Republicans have NOTHING to offer voters so resort to preteen name calling.

Silence Nogood @godslove2u.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:40

JD whatever your name is
Served a slice of Michigan steel

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine: Iconic Claws Pose

ALT: Hugh Jackman as Wolverine: Iconic Claws Pose

YowsersInTrowsers @eljoshoestaaqui.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:39

Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry

ALT: Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry

Ann @lifeinthepnw.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:08

As a former Ohioan, I fully support El-Sayed’s comments.

@defeline.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:59

WOLVERINE!! 😈

TexaKiwi 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇳🇿🇺🇸💙💛💙💛 @texaskiwi70.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:54

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Handsome Gollum @handsomegollum.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:52

I don’t want to be JD’s couch tonight.

Avagraha @avagraha.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 06:42

Or ever, i should imagine.

Andre Mūrnieks 🎷 @murnieks.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:46

I’m a Buckeye, and I approve this message.

AwwDHD 🥹 @mightyani.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:59

This is so wholesome

You Can't Govern Unless You Win @lngnstrt.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:45

Denzel Washington as Alonzo Says Boom!

ALT: Denzel Washington as Alonzo Says Boom!

Bendaire @bendaire.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:44

I mean of course I hope he wins. We can't afford to lose the seat. But when I watch him with the sound off, I don't think he'll age well.

Captive @graceomalley.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:42

I think he'll age just fine.

@janellie1.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:43

Did he say it with his eye liner on?
Hard to believe or even look at a Vice President sporting eye liner! Batman and Robin NOOOOO!
Orange man and eye liner boy? YESSSS🥴🥱😜

JK-SoCal @jk-socal.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:38

Birth name
James Donald Bowman
Changed to
James David Hamel
Changed again to
James David Vance
Later to
J. D. Vance
And now
JD Vance
But
Abdul El-Sayed
Never changed his name
Proud of the name his parents bestowed upon him
Proud of his heritage
Now that says a lot about his character

AgnesBrowne @agnesbrowne.bsky.social · 20/10/2026 06:49

If someone didn't know any better they would assume the VP has been married to a couple of fellas, hence the name changes.

*Şüpřęmė*Ħêğēmǒñ*J☭Đ @thebetterjd.bsky.social · 17/10/2026 11:44

Did he ever go by David Bowman, like the astronaut in 2001 a space Odyssey?

“Donald, open the White House doors.”

“Sorry Vance, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

mere mortal @mere--mortal.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 12:40

This isn't quite fair, since most of those changes were because of his mother's marriages. Let's stick with the eyeliner and his pretending to be from Appalachia, oh and the fact that he's an enthusiastic second fiddle in a fascist government.

Lord McPee @lordmcpee.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:35

Welp that did it.

George W Harris @bullcityfats.northsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:34

M

Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:23

WOLVERINES!!

Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:19

Called that by the "you weren't supposed to fact check" guy lol

Archivist1000 @archivist1001.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:10

Check out the one handed swig of water!

Laurie True Blue, PHR, SHRM-CP @laurietrueblue.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:31

👍🤩😆

VT Moderate 🇩🇰 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @vtmoderate.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:05

I’m starting to really like Abdul personally.

Iophiel @archangel-iophiel.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:05

What are Wolverine's colors now?

He used to sport brown.

Oh, I know. 🇺🇦

Pacific Blues @better-2b-blue.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:03

GO BLUE!!

Felinicat 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇦🇱🇹🇮🇪 @felinicat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:42

Daaaaaammmmnnn!

Barack Obama's Iconic Mic Drop

ALT: Barack Obama's Iconic Mic Drop

CoolioDaggett @cooliodaggett.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:37

Go Wildcats!

@mikerevolution.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:32

#thuglife

@gui-tar.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:30

Yes, yes, he is.

Wolverine: Logan's Intense Gaze

ALT: Wolverine: Logan's Intense Gaze

@janettes-999.bsky.social @janettes-999.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:24

Go, Dr. Abdul El-Sayed!

Lourdes I @lourdesi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:21

You should have called him a couch-fucker!!! 🤣

Frank King 🇺🇸 🇾🇪 🇪🇺 🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇭 @frankpking.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:19

Fuckin’ A.

John Blaze @cthawk.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:18

Republicans: Did he just say the F word!?

Avagraha @avagraha.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 06:36

Sure did !

Javaheri @javaheri.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:11

@lazytato.bsky.social

HeyRodel.bsky.social @heyrodelu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:09

Did you say weasel? 🥴

Jd Vance's Curly Hair and Beard Rotation

ALT: Jd Vance's Curly Hair and Beard Rotation

@fletchermagee.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:07

👊 LOVE IT

@fletchermagee.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:09

But your grandma may not 🤣

James "likely unlawful" Dominguez @jamesjdominguez.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:07

Hey, a mustelid of any size is a force to be reckoned with.

釜爺 @pterofactyl.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:05

He's easy to like isn't he 🙂

@gloriousruby.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:03

Susan @susanoca25.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:02

👊

IndianaSolo @indianasolo.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:01

At my Alma Mater!! Let’s go Wildcats! Let’s go AES!!!!

SeabeeGator46 @seabeegator46.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:00

Wolverine Claws in Deadpool3

ALT: Wolverine Claws in Deadpool3

@ballssaidthequeen.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:55

I want this guy to run for President, I like him so much. I love that he fires back and doesn’t take shit from these corrupt pedo creeps.

@sciencetruth.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:55

Or maybe a honey badger? 🦡

@botherme.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:53

This Boilermaker approves of this message. 🖤💛🤭

Born to stay Canadian with a US citizenship. @catboomom.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:50

Did he catch a glimpse of himself with a hot mike?

You are supported!

HOO-REY😍😆 @hoorey2026.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:47

I want this energy for ALL Democrats. It’s the only way!

Avagraha @avagraha.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 06:33

💯

@genxjennifer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:42

He reminds me a bit of Barak Obama, in terms of wit/comic timing.

Avagraha @avagraha.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 06:40

I remember that late lame-ass ass R Reagan being called The Great Communicator !

Tish and pish, I say.

Our new crop of politicos, such as AES, AOC, ZKM, et al., outshine that R R bugger by a country kilometer (metric, baby, METRIC !)

Auntie Tifa @chrispetrie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:05

I’ve thought that a few times, too. His speech patterns are similar. And I’m good with that!

Starry Fucking Bitch Nite @starrynitedsgn.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:41

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine: Iconic Claws Pose

ALT: Hugh Jackman as Wolverine: Iconic Claws Pose

@mlmartello.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:41

Hell yeah, Michiganders!

@melodicsighs.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:39

Intercepted and returned for a TD.

DreadwoodGirl @redwoodgirl.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:37

I love how relaxed and confident El-Sayed seems. It's a welcome change of pace for Dem candidates.

Sunshine @sunshineevh59.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 15:58

I feel the same way about Talarico.

@lakernurse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 14:26

I was born and raised in Detroit. He’s got the Detroit attitude and swag.

Chris WoooOOOOooomack @hollowoak.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:13

And sex positive 😆

apophis @apophis.girlonthemoon.xyz · 16/10/2026 01:50

> Born and raised in southeast Michigan

2028...

🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @jenscharlevoix.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:33

Hell yes! Love this!

Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:33

Damn Morty

ALT: Damn Morty

Maurice.bsky.social @thelastlafayette.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:32

This is in my town! That’s right. I was there and he’s referring to the Northern Michigan University Wildcats.

@slandersonwdc.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:43

Wow, he is really spending a lot of time in the UP. Does Rogers even know how to get north of Lansing?

p foy @patriciafoy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:30

Good on him. Plus, it's true!

Iscah @pinejaysong.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:30

now, i'm an ohioan born and raised, but he's right and he should say it. 😂😂😂

La vache est fachée @vacheestfachee.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 10:32

Spartan, and agreed. 😅

Jean Ibosh @fedup90611.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:27

Mic Drop Obama

ALT: Mic Drop Obama

quittywips @computermuse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:24

Great!

💗Christine @chrstine24.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:18

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Ed "Abolish ICE” Costanza @gojira65.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:17

Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry

Alt: Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry

Alex LastName @meownowbrowncow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:17

Oh snap.... That's good

Mike hunt @obaldwin35.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:14

Honey badger?

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:19

Wolverine. ][V][ go blue.

AncientMuse 🚀🇨🇦🔭 @ancientmuse.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:14

If it ever comes down to Vance vs El-Sayed in the ring, my money is on the hotty Rhodes Scholar....

Cartoon Rabbit Lashes Blink

Alt: Bats eyelashes

janie @lifeisnotfair.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:38

💯

Yadayada baba @729xhappier.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:13

Magisterial comeback.

@shepersisted2025.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:13

#JDVANCE FUCK YOU

Critical Rationalist @noncynic.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:09

As a Buckeye, I forgive you. (At least until the election!)

Wolverine Jim @gonzojim.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:23

Or until The Game. 💪🫡〽️🏈

@wargle1970.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:07

Lurch Bessent can kick JD's ass!

Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:06

JD Vance just lobs softballs right over the plate over and over.

Matthew James Ⓥ @smokeyjmirror.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:06

Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry

Alt: Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry

Hoot Owl @hoot-owl.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:05

Vance is extra lame when he tries to sound tough

Avagraha @avagraha.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 06:35

💯 He tries too hard and fails concomitantly.

Katharine the Geek (Lesbian Bitch) @katharinethegeek.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:37

Same with trump and Hegseth. Cowardly losers trying to play tough guy.

@j-c11.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:00

Couch surfer Vance lives in a glass house, especially when throwing around the word “weasel”.

Señor Panda @raf.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:00

@down.blue

✨ Spooky Monica ✨ @monicacarmean.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:58

Like, omg.

Video Downloader @down.blue · 16/10/2026 01:01

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mrg / greg v goebel / NAFO @gvgoebel.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:58

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deb6377.bsky.social 💚🌎🦋🐸 @deb6377.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:57

Nice! 💙

jswaneylaw @jswaneylaw.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:56

The way he says Ohio with such derision is great too. (Speaking as someone who grew up in Cleveland but was always a UMich fan)

@ohthatsonme.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:52

That victory sip utterly sold it. Dude knows how to ride a wave of applause right to the perfect moment.

Wheelyam @curiositysauce.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:55

…and the confident double sleeve tugs💪

The Phantom of the Slopera @johnniedisaster.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:52

Dollars to doughnuts Vance is confused by this comeback because he has no idea that wolverines are in the weasel family.

La vache est fachée @vacheestfachee.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 10:28

Also, did he read enough background to know that El-Sayed is very famously a UM grad?

Ben Warner @bpw87544.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:51

Could. El-Sayed. Be. Any. Cooler.

Emerald Lavigne: 90s anime woman dysphoria haver @leftoidsadhu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:51

He's so good at this

@stirrednotshaken.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:50

He's awesome!

Steve Gray @stevegartist.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:49

I thought he was going to pick up a set of metal claws off the podium...

Ryan Reynolds should pop in on him suited up in one of his rallies

Deadpool And Wolverine Deadpool 3

ALT: Deadpool And Wolverine Deadpool 3

@g4democracy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:49

Wolverine Says 'Lets Go Bub' (Logan)

ALT: Wolverine Says 'Lets Go Bub' (Logan)

@lavendrlvrny62.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:48

An X men a real hero for the win 💗

Logan The Wolverine with Claws

ALT: Logan The Wolverine with Claws

Good Golly Ms Molly @gdgollymsmolly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:46

Mr El Sayed should you use that language when you are trying to win an election.
To make an intelligent point, use intelligent language!

@blueskytraveller.bsky.social · 17/10/2026 15:30

Doctor El Sayed to you!

@jhalp2.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 03:17

GO BLUE!!! 💛💙

Dizzygirl @dizzygirl.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026 01:14

Richard Simmons' Shocked Reaction

ALT: Richard Simmons' Shocked Reaction

Faschistenjäger @circlechangeup.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:58

Fuck off pussy. We’re in a fucking existential battle for our fucking lives. Goddamned wimp.

Phasers On Fun @humanspareparts.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:52

yes he should. we should cede nothing to these barbarians. we should stop playing patty-cakes. from now on, when they go low, we cave their skull in

John W @jcwill324.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:52

Politeness and good manners in the face of an evil adversary who wants to destroy our country?

Fuck that.

@jessicakmarin.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:50

www.cnn.com/2021/01/26/h...

Why swearing is a sign of intelligence, helps manage pain and more | CNN

Oh the profanity! Swearing is a social no-no, but studies have shown that cursing can serve a useful place in our lives, especially when it comes to mind over matter.

T. Boone Doggle @tcishere.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:49

Yeah because America runs on intelligent language these days 🙄

@rngtrik.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:43

👏 👏 J.D better go clean that mascara off his face! 👏 👏

Renée LaScala @reneelascala.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:43

Mustelid humor💯

Hansel Krankepantzen @krankepantzen.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:42

Mr. El-Sayed seems single-handedly trying to change the stereotype of the conservative, right wing, Republican "Michigan Muslim," who did so much to help Mr. Netanhahu's good buddy Lord Dampnut take the WH. Good on him. Hardly makes sense to say it anymore, does it? Some are, some aren't.

@blueskytraveller.bsky.social · 17/10/2026 15:11

Doctor

Nodding Onion @pacificoyster.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:41

This guy!

Ghost of Nelson Mandela @navigatorsloan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:39

That's my fucking Senator right there

Terrell Owens: That's My Quarterback Romo

ALT: Terrell Owens: That's My Quarterback Romo

@zensenjutsu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:37

This is the way!

@michaelismad.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:37

Got to love this Fucking wolverine!!

Skip hop jump Blue Dolphin🍀🐬🐚🐸🐾 @bluealways.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:37

That's a fantastic come back. Don't poke the wolverine. 👏

DrKPhD @kincheloe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:36

can we all stop using the eff word? I’m tired of it

Dogs10Gods0 @johnjado.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:01

Clutch them!! 🤭😂🤣 💃🏽🎵💃🏽🎵💃🏽🎵

Clutch Pearls Clutching Pearls

ALT: Clutch Pearls Clutching Pearls

Faschistenjäger @circlechangeup.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:59

Fuck off pussy. When it’s you up against the wall, I hope your weak ass civility comforts you. Fucking wuss.

@thewritingchef.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:41

youtu.be/PNVEQgXsBgs?...

Chad Lastname @matrixreact.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:37

Fuck no

Ken Bergenham @kbeta68.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:36

JD: Project much?

Sarah with an H @trianglesally.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:35

What did the person in the audience say? I can't make it out.

@miinky1101.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:35

‼️Boom‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

@weavetown.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:35

Prepare for some intense pearl clutching from the pedorape defenders

Kansas Eyes @kansaseyes.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:34

As a former Michigander, nothing riles Michigan up more than the rivalry between Michigan Wolverines and Ohio Buckeyes. Lol - Vance did him a favor.

Angela 🇨🇦 🎃 Nasty Canadian 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @maryangelafitz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:30

This is the way.
Mock them every time, because they are ridiculous and dangerous.

Romance reader monster @costhink.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:30

I see it!

Wolverine: Wait, What Are You Talking About?

ALT: Wolverine: Wait, What Are You Talking About?

@ergnut.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:29

How fucking tone deaf of this administration to send a Buckeye to Michigan to campaign for Collins.
And this coming from a Buckeye.
I hope Abdul wipes the floor with Collins

Jukujomommasboy @jukujomommasboy.bsky.social · 18/10/2026 03:48

listen to how you sound typing that?

@ftwaygal.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:43

Rogers

Daytripper @daytripper72.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:28

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Lydia Sigismondi, Ph.D. @sigismonday.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:26

Jd vance doesn’t even understand charisma like this

Kruel2bkind @kruel2bkind.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 10:47

Yet he yearns for it.

J. P. Gownder (கவுண்டர்) @jgownder.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:25

Not mad at him!

Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:24

Don’t ever back down to Republicans. Don’t ever respect Republicans. Don’t ever go the high road with Republicans. You keep hitting them rhetorically until they stop moving.

@deborah6819.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:50

Until they stop breathing!…..oh…no?….too much?…..not “kick ‘em ‘til they die?”….🥴……oh, 💩, my bad! Ok, uuuuuuh, back to therapy, then? “Don’t ever say the dark part out loud!”

Joyce Gray @joyce4liberty.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:23

Clever!

Barb, Red State Blue Neck @barbb.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:22

I've been happily married for 30 years. I'd still leave my husband for Abdul. And I'm pretty sure my husband would leave me for Abdul.

@leonine28.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 06:43

Barb, I totally planned to aspirate my toothpaste on that one🤣

Avagraha @avagraha.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 06:31

🤣 I like this equal-opportunity approach !

@darlarg.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 06:04

🤣

PanicAtTheDogPark.bsky.social @panicatthedogpark.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:28

😆

@lady-vt.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:00

🤣

janie @lifeisnotfair.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:34

lol

Todd Hale @toddmhale1969.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:22

Savage!

Josh Rudolph @voltron64.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:21

Better Yet, a Honey Badger.

LuftKraftPikk @luftkraftpikk.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:21

C'mon Hugh Jackman... do an ad with him. It's only right. 🤣🤌

@jonathanmlewis.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:21

What was Harbaugh doing at Michigan again? Oh yeah. Cheating. Fuck JD.....leave OSU out of this one.

PJ, Sports Enjoyer🇸🇪🇺🇸 @ptros.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:21

Talks shit like he was a division 1 athlete, hold on getting a message in my earpiece....

SILENCE IS NOT GOLDEN (Lisa) @scorpio511.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:20

Would love for Vance to call him a little weasel to his face. Vance doesn't have the balls to do so. Now who is the little weasel?

Tim Feran @timferan.bsky.social · 17/10/2026 02:14

He’d send Fake Hillbilly crying back to his couch.

Slink the Weasel @slinktheweasel.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 10:20

Hey! Don't say that.

Weasels often hunt prey bigger than them.

Vance would never have the guts to do that!

HigherEd Alicia @higheredalicia.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:01

It would smudge his eyeliner

Dylan Michel @dylanmichel.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:19

I’m from Minnesota and forced to be a Gopher fan due to geography and homerism, but this is badass.

El-Sayed is awesome and the right wing beta boys keep handing him a gift whenever they try to attack him.

Wolverine's Snikt in X-Men: Children of the Atom

ALT: Wolverine's Snikt in X-Men: Children of the Atom

Fan of Buff Coach Dan Campbell Team @motowncatscrown.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:18

President Abdul is going to finally pass legislation banning Ohio.

BornToBark @borntobark.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:26

Ann @lifeinthepnw.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:25

🤣🤣🤣

Orry K @msbak.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:18

👍 but watch the salty language....

On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:25

Watch it get the message across loud and clear, yes

@dinamom.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:15

This Buckeye says, “Fuck yes!” Vote El-Sayed into the US Senate. He’s awesome.

Sister Stone (Unshackled) @stonecircle.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:14

Betty White as Adamantium Mutant Wolverine

ALT: Betty White as Adamantium Mutant Wolverine

PanicAtTheDogPark.bsky.social @panicatthedogpark.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:26

A true shero

@deborah6819.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:42

I LOVE THIS!!!

@singlecatlady23.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:13

I like his style.

Link in Bio @chintanamin.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:12

Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry

ALT: Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry

@absurd17.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:12

I knew he’d have an answer!😂😂

Kruel2bkind @kruel2bkind.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 10:48

So did I.

@joyeta.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:12

J Dorothy Vance
Is not Trump's
Mini-Me.
He's Trump's
#47MascaraMascot

Terri Lyndie @terrilyndie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:11

Low T JD will be sorry he messed with a wolverine🤣

Tenaj Yecal @boontonkat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:23

Long Claws
Long Teeth
What’s not
To Love 🤭

Driver9 @driver9.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:10

El-Sayed has pieces of punks like JD in his stool.

🌸🐱🐭🌸 🖇️ @threekitties.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:22

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

Dark Bidding on the Internet @darkbidding.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:05

Wolverine (Logan) Says 'Let's F*cking Go'

Alt: Wolverine (Logan) Says 'Let's F*cking Go'

Anne Cameron-Zane @imawhateverr.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:23

WAIT IS HIS COSTUME BLUE AND YELLOW BECAUSE THOSE ARE MICHIGAN STATE’S COLORS?!

Керрі Світ🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇪🇺 @carriesweet.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:04

As fellow U-M grad all I can say is me too!

Michigan Wolverines Michigan Wolverines Gaf

ALT: Michigan Wolverines Michigan Wolverines Gaf

Totes McGotes 🇨🇦 📎🐾 @beccaroob2.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:03

🤭

ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:03

Wolverines and weasels are both members of the same family (Mustelidae), so this is a very zoologically appropriate comment!

@sweetcatmom.bsky.social · 17/10/2026 15:54

And in Michigan whose biggest college Mascot is a Wolverine. 😂

Paranoid Hemorrhoid @paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 18:48

As an Ohio State grad, I could make a comment here, but... too easy. (And yes, JD is an embarrassment to both Ohio State and Ohio in general)

@easysilence7.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 14:21

Let me know when you see a weasel take on a bear!

@ohcanade.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 07:21

A wolverine the giant muscular relative of a weasel. Wolverines weigh from 15 to 55 pounds. Where as a weasel weighs from 25 to 250 grams, in others a couple of pounds. Now who’s the weasel…maybe JD Vance, Mike Johnson for sure, also Brenna Bird and Mariette Miller Meeks. They’re both mousy.

PanicAtTheDogPark.bsky.social @panicatthedogpark.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:23

Bless your cladistical heart.

FREEBROOKLYN❌👑 @freebklyn.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 04:22

Okey-dokey!

Janet @relfal.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:49

Was waiting for someone to point this out.

James "likely unlawful" Dominguez @jamesjdominguez.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:08

And mustelids as a whole will all bat well above their league in a tustle.

@cascadiality.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:49

This is real America

Diana 🌒🌕🌘 @chaosfeminist.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:44

Also ferrets and otters and ... The Crazy, Nastyass Honey Badger

youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg?...

The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)

YouTube video by czg123

Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 01:36

Raquita: You and The Point

ALT: Raquita: You and The Point

Clear Shakespeare @clearshakes.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:56

Why, wolverines are the largest terrestrial mustelid!

Crabby Coach @crabbycoach.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:29

I love Bluesky.

@annebefore.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:29

Also, and also very appropriately:

Michigan Wolverines - Wikipedia

Nullin D. Void ♿🇺🇦🇵🇸 @justsomeliberaldem.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:10

Kind of defeats his logic that wolverines are an entirely different animal than a weasel then. 🤷‍♀️

Doug Holst @doug-holst.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:03

@auacunucu.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:13

Here he is, all grown up.

Gina🇺🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 @south305.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:01

Nice

@sunnyjim.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 00:00

Out-fucking-standing

@hopelaughlove.bsky.social · 15/10/2026 23:59

Ice Cube's DAAAMN!!! Reaction

ALT: Ice Cube's DAAAMN!!! Reaction

Kizmar @kizmar.bsky.social · 15/10/2026 23:59

So good to hear someone actually fight back the stupid lies and racism.

Elliot Edelstein @elliot66.bsky.social · 15/10/2026 23:59

Vance looks like a weasel actually

Nat Geo Wild: Weasel Time Stoat

ALT: Nat Geo Wild: Weasel Time Stoat

@calibre68.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 22:08

Those cute stoats are vicious. They take down prey up to 10X their weight.

Juju Bigdog. @jujubigdog.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 20:24

Ah yes, I see it - the eyeliner!! Good catch.

just jukka @justjukka.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 19:47

It’s okay, little critter. He doesn’t hold a candle to you.

Pop Goes The Weasel

Alt: Stoat popping out of the grass.

Russet Chatham @russetchatham.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 18:57

He also has the big round head of Brutus Buckeye.

The Great Paris @thegreatparis.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 16:50

Weasels are cool. Don't believe Republican lies!

Avagraha @avagraha.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 05:27

But weasels are CUTE ! You take thayaat back raht nayow !

James "likely unlawful" Dominguez @jamesjdominguez.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:09

Hey! Weasels are cute!

Tardisgrade @tardisgrade.bsky.social · 16/10/2026 02:01

Don’t compare Vance to a stoat. They’re actually really fierce little bastards and can kill things significantly bigger than them. And they’re adorable. He’s more like a slug